Days 2&3 at Sea

 I am very worried about Captain Fabio-his behaviour is becoming increasingly erratic. He has been seen late at night wandering the corridors muttering about a great white whale! The crew, a surlier bunch of Laskars one would have difficulty finding, are talking of mutiny. Our daily rum rations have been slashed and the captain has threatened to reduce our choice of desserts to 5 Punishments for the crew are severe.

This chap didn't laugh at one of the captain's jokes

This chap failed to refill a pepper grinder!



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